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To be read in a kind of Chris Tucker/Fifth Element Kind of Voice
Other than that, really, it's quite all right.
There’s been just a whole lot of sturm und drang around here lately, Baby.
All kinds of angst.
It’s like some kind of God-damned (Gotterdamerung? – ed.)
Some kind of God-damned funeral pyre, a flaming blaze of glory.
Gesundheit, by the way.
(What? – ed.)
Anyhow, it really is a freakin’ soap opera ‘round here sometimes, Baby.
Soft soap, hard soap, soft shoes, the old Soupie Shuffle, whatever turns your crank, lady.
We be doing the Charleston, Baby.
Nose to nose
And eyeball to eyeball
All night, ya’aw?
Like dat, you know?
Got the time?
It’s just a little party on the floor
Only it gets worse from there.
‘Cause you got you a sweet little ‘magination there Baby, and it’s connected to the rest of ya
That’s all right.
Don’t worry ‘bout nuffin’
We is just gonna mind-meld for a while.
And then maybe you can tell me—
If you think it’s going to be all right.
Chris Tucker in Fifth Element. (Clip.)